Skip school in Texas, wear a GPS bracelet

Story: Texas truant students to be tracked by GPS anklets

Is Texas still trying to secede? Because I don't know how we are letting them get away with all these new policies. Prisoners have more freedom than most of these students. The next step for Texas is genetically manipulating the DNA of all newborns to ensure that each child will grow up to become the ideal student. This...is the answer to the education problem.

School rebuked for ibuprofen strip search

Story: School rebuked for ibuprofen strip search

OK, so now we know we can't remove girls bra's and shake their panties for pills. The court is telling us that this is a violation of our rights?! I thought we wanted schools to head in the direction of prison life.

Rhode Island School to Begin Microchipping Students

Story: School District to Begin Microchipping Students

They want to track kids getting on and off buses by putting chips in everyone's back pack. This way parents and teachers will always know the exact location of every student. They also plan to constantly transmit signals and subliminal messages telling children to "CONSUME." Oh, and RoboCop will be enforcing attendance when kids are caught where they shouldn't be.

Nude student photos shock local middle school

Story: Nude student photos shock local middle school

Young teens trade nude photos of each other as if it was candy. No more digging through the back of dad's closet if you want to see a naked chick...you can just have a friend send you a text image of the cute girl in school during geometry class. The sad thing- it's only a matter of time until this epidemic strikes elementary schools.

Memphis High School in ACLU Crosshairs for Outing 2 Gay Students

Story: Memphis High School in ACLU Crosshairs for Outing 2 Gay Students

It's hard enough being a gay teen in society. Add that to being in high school and we've got quite the formula for future psychotherapy candidates. I am sure it's well within a principals rights to humiliate students by making it public knowledge that they're gay. Somebody must have done a number on her when she was in school.

Assistant Principal Accused Of Peeping In Woman's Window

Story: Assistant Principal Accused Of Peeping In Woman's Window

This is reassuring. Now we have principals that follow people home and get caught looking in windows. Police found him injured on the ground after his ladder fell when he attempted to jump it like a pogo-stick from the bathroom to the bedroom of the second story home.

High School Athletes End Up on Porn Sites

High School Athletes End Up on Porn Sites

I guess you can't really screen and do background checks of everyone that attends high school sporting events, but you'd think a couple red flags would go up when there's some weird guy in the corner that no one knows snapping pictures with his phone every time the swim team does their warm-up stretches. Oh, and he's probably also the only one in the audience with a boner.

Student Journalists Discover Secret Cameras In High School

Secret Cameras Discovered In High School