Story: School Principal Posed As 12-Year-Old Girl
For the record, it's not illegal to pose as someone else on the internet. However, when "12 year old girls" start making overly graphic sexual comments, it tends to send a few red flags up. That is how you get caught. I just wanted to make this clear because I know there are millions of us who live in fantasy worlds where we pretend we are preteen girls.
Story: Teacher, 60, arrested for sex with teens
Ewwwwwwwwwwww. Gross! That's all I have to say about that.
Story: Father accused of stealing $65K from LA school PTA
I'm impressed this school was able to raise $65,000! It's too bad the majority probably goes to subsidize the cost of giving principals a raise in their salaries. Here's a lesson for the future...when raising thousands and thousands of dollars, either deposit into a bank account or get money orders made immediately. Don't trust one person (especially a non-school employee) to handle it all. Just a thought.
Story: Students, parents aghast at Tesoro cheating allegations
Here's the thing. Kids are busy cramming garbage into their heads, blowing lines of adderall, and having butt sex on the beaches of the "OC" (yes, this is the high school where many of those kids go). Meanwhile, Omar is out learning locksmithing, tactical surveillance, computer security, etc. I always find it hard to justify punishing these kids when they are so smart. Just give him a scholarship to MIT.
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Story: Teacher Accused of Sexually Assaulting Elementary Student at School
You can pretty much scratch the "Teacher of the Year" award off the list of things this guy will accomplish. And while you're on the list, you may as well add "embarrass my family, ruin future career opportunities, and practice no self-decency."
"Schoooool's out, for summer!"
Story: Police say Mesquite football coach pawned school items
Unfortunately, when your salary is already over 90k a year, driving around town with new bling isn't gonna be a red flag for profiting off stolen goods. Maybe someone should have questioned why this high school had the most hi-tech locker room in the nation. This is a tough one...seeing as how this guy just brought home a state championship, who's going to want to fire him?
Story: Custodian Arrested For Fondling Young Girl
Maybe this guy didn't get the memo...There's nothing hot about third graders! Your job is to keep the school looking nice. If they needed you to molest little girls, you'd be in Malaysia, not California. Let these kids walk to halls in peace.
Story: Class president arrested after senior prank
"I am not a role model." It's a shame we can't even count on the good ones to make us proud. But then again, name a president (of the united states) that has never been in trouble for anything? Let's stop blaming the parents and point fingers at the Commander in Chief.
Story: Elementary School Teacher in Culpeper Arrested
"I was holding it for a friend! I swear." Believe it or not this was actually her defense. Any straight-minded person would hold a crack pipe for their buddy wouldn't they? Especially if they knew the risk could cost them their career? Needless to say, her days of having uncontrollable nervous cold sweats in front of students are over.
Story: Vandals force closure of Mt. Clemens High School
Kids will do anything to miss a day of school: fake sick, have car problems, trash thousands of dollars worth of equipment and supplies. We'll see how long it takes this crime scene to unfold before students are allowed back into school. In the meantime, they have all day to vandalize the city while they're not in class.
Story: Elementary school principal arrested for alleged coke possession
Is coffee just not working anymore? When the district began developing plans to make curriculum and classroom adjustments based on the new "wired" culture, this isn't what they had in mind.
Story: Man gets 6 years for kissing boy in school restroom
Yessssssss! 11-year old boys are soooooooo hot! Who wouldn't pay $10 dollars to get some lip action with one in a school bathroom. This is what we're up against, no more candy bribes. This guy went right to his wallet. Does that make this 11-year old a prostitute?
Story: Elementary School Principal Charged With Drunken Driving
While he was out being a great role model and setting an example to his students and staff, parents were left with the unsettling irony that their son or daughter could have been ran over by the one person they trust everyday with their child. Needless to say, this guy wasn't asked to be on the Prom Promise Committee.
Story: Teacher Sex Scandal Hits In Arkansas
Florida is falling behind here as the other states are getting all the headlines. Check out [this story] from the self proclaimed 'most progressive state' California for some girl on girl teacher/student action. But this Arkansas teacher has been bringing 12-year olds to secret cabins and getting them boozed and having them perform oral sex. Am I the only one who used to get weird if I even saw my teachers in public outside of the school?
Story: Middle school janitor faces 58 charges of child molestation
You would think after around 55 or 56 times it would get old.
Story: Teacher Accused Of Having Marijuana In Class
The students couldn't figure out why she was constantly pigging out on Doritos during class. They finally put two and two together when they would ask for help on homework assignments, and her response was always a lethargic, "Whoa, what are you a narc?" Oh, and for some reason she never got around to grading their tests.
Story: Texas Teacher Arrested for Rape Twice in Three Days
This guy has been a busy little beaver recently. He's also chalked up burglary and assault charges. I wonder who's been grading the students tests while he's been out choking girls in his garage.
Story: Girl raped in Cleveland high school
I don't even remember having time to talk with my friends in between classes let alone commit violent sexual acts.
