9-year-old suspended for stabbing classmate with scissors

"Scissors wins bitch!"

Story: 9-year-old suspended for stabbing classmate with scissors

Haven't teachers packed up for the summer yet? This is like leaving a sharpened toothbrush in the courtyard at San Quinton. The sad thing is, I am sure there are already hundreds of parents rallying to have scissors placed on the "ban" list for next school year. The good news?! A justified excuse to cut Art from the budget!

Teacher Suspended After Fight With Student

Story: Teacher Suspended After Fight With Student

I can think of a lot of good reasons to fight with a student: to demonstrate maturity, to be a positive role model, to maintain a level of professionalism, and also to show everyone how tough you are. Are schools becoming ticking time bombs for violence to break out at any minute? Although it not confirmed, some reports say this teacher was also crashing gym class just to show everyone how hard he can throw a dodgeball.

Assistant principal accused of shoplifting

Story: Assistant principal accused of shoplifting

This is a great example to set for students. He was caught stealing a pair of shoes from a store. He wore old ones in, put them in a box, and wore new ones out. If there wasn't such thing as cameras and security officers, this plan might have worked. Also, if there wasn't an expectation that Asst. principals should demonstrate good morals, then maybe no one would care.

High school cheating ring busted

Story: High school cheating ring busted

If this operation has been going on for years, I say we applaud the students. A key that gets passed down like a torch after graduating classes move on? Genius. These kids really have one foot ahead of the pack in terms of succeeding in the cut-throat business world that lies ahead.

School bans book detailing sex, drugs

Story: School bans book detailing sex, drugs

It seems we keep ignoring the fact the children nowadays are exposed to more than a generation ago. This is for a number of reasons,, including television, the media, and the internet. So why do administrators keep pretending students are uniformed when we could use these opportunities to educate them. It's not like the Health teacher has an underground operation of Hustler's stashed in her closet that she lends out to curious kids.