Tenn. bus driver accused of DUI with kids aboard

Story: Tenn. bus driver accused of DUI with kids aboard

Another case of a loaded bus with a loaded driver. While she was dreaming of sugar plums and daisy fields, students aboard this bus were trying to figure out why they were stopped in the middle of the road for several minutes. Maybe next time we should heed warning when kids have to kick through empty cans of Miller High Life just to get through the isles.

Drunk mom fights another mom in school cafeteria

Story: Mom charged with hitting other mom in school lunchroom

The Octagon has nothing compared to an elementary school cafeteria. I am guessing it doesn't traumatize your child either when you go into a drunken rage and start bashing another moms face in front of the entire lunchroom. Aside from the potential to break a nail, the only down-side to acting like this is trespassing on school grounds, disorderly intoxication, disrupting an assembly, battery striking or touching, two charges of battery on a law enforcement officer and obstructing or opposing an officer. Not bad for an afternoon.

Girls in trouble for "I Kissed a Girl" song

Story: Twirlers Disciplined Over Suggestive Song At Pep Rally

Here's the thing, the girls didn't actually write, produce, or sing the song. Nothing in the article indicates that there were actually any girls kissing each other either. Do schools freak out every time Queen plays at a Pep Rally because of the threat of kicking people and throwing mud in their face? This is high school, I am pretty sure most teens have access to all kinds of music. The school is allegedly trying to ban the song from the radio and MTV as well.

Man with Gun Arrested inside Elementary School

Story: Man with Gun Arrested inside Dallas Elementary School

All he wanted to do was kill his ex-wife and child. Isn't the inside of an elementary school usually the best setting to resolve a domestic dispute? Well, luckily no one was hurt, including him. Because remember, Texas is the state that wants to advocate guns for teachers.

Teacher accused of assaulting 10-year old student

Story: Richford elementary teacher accused of assaulting student

Aside from grabbing the girls neck and putting a bucket on her head while banging it, the teacher bent her glasses in the process. You come to expect some things from short-fused, impatient teachers, but breaking a pair of glasses...that's just mean! The little girl is expected to emotionally heal, but is insisting on Lasik surgery before she feels safe returning to school.

Cheerleaders win right to wear short skirts

Story: Sequoia High cheerleaders win right to wear banned short skirts

They fought and cheered hard and are now able to wear their short-skirted outfits...but only on game day. Young boys and pervert teachers rejoiced at the news of this announcement. But it raises a good question, does that mean when the football or basketball team has a game, that everyone is allowed to break dress code? Well, at $800 an outfit, let's hope they're only budgeting for the cheerleading squad.

Teacher Accused Of Online Sex Chat with Student

Story: Teacher Accused Of Online Sexual Interactions With Student

With all of the dating services, chat rooms, and online singles sites available, you're telling me this guy couldn't find someone his own age? To make it worse...one of his students? These sort of little secrets don't become keep-sakes. Everyone finds out. So maybe next time we can demonstrate a little maturity and responsibility.

Schools suspend 117 who didn't get required shot

Story: Schools suspend 117 students who didn't get required shot

What was known as "the easiest week for sixth grade teachers," will come to an end once the parents of these students realize that schools actually do have some requirements before kids can attend. But it would seem like they are trying hard to keep students out of schools. Maybe the little girl who found the needle at the playground was just trying to immunize everyone with Tdap shots.

150 Students Disciplined, One Arrested For Breaking Dress Code

Story: 150 Students Disciplined, One Arrested After Breaking School Dress Code

Anyone who wore black, red, or white was disciplined. This makes perfect sense to enforce. No sane American can imagine a safe school environment that allows students to wear these threatening colors. Let's remind the readers that this school already made DetentionSlip once for having live WW2 bombs buried under the property. But they have bigger fish to fry by corralling all these trouble-makers and issuing write-ups. We really have our priorities straight.

Iowa college apologizes for offensive typo

Story: Iowa college apologizes for offensive typo

Briefly: A calendar was handed out to 10,000 students and in one February entry, instead of reading "Black History Lunch," it read "Black History Linch." Kind of a big over-sight don't you think? To make up for the mistake they gave everyone a sticker to put over it. Unfortunately you can't really put a sticker over 150 years of racism and unequal rights. Maybe next time they can have some non-white students proofread their publications.

Horrific football hazing case shakes N.M. town

Story: Horrific football hazing case shakes N.M. town

Moms and dads- if you think the biggest fear of your son playing high school football is tearing his ACL or breaking an arm, think again. Players have taking hazing to a whole new level at this school when they sodomized rookies with broomsticks...as the coaches watched! Nothing makes you feel more part of a team than getting raped by a broom handle by your quarterback. Needless to say the coaches have all resigned and everyone is facing charges, but come on...

Students suspended for barbecue in parking lot

Story: Students suspended for barbecue in parking lot

Nothing like some bacon and eggs to start the day off right. They say breakfast is the most important meal, and these students just wanted to make sure they had the necessary energy for a fun-filled day of learning. I am glad the school is really taking a hard look at calorie intake and cracking down on diet habits like this though.

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Girl Finds Needle at Recess and Pokes Classmates

Story: Child Finds Dirty Needle at Recess

It's probably just a harmless meth needle. If you've ever seen a junky shoot up, then you know they're aren't going to leave anything in the syringe. The biggest threat now is just hepatitis or HIV. Maybe the school should reconsider why they are allowing students to use the restroom at a public park. I would say a little common sense could dictate the disadvantages of that. Oh, and also next time try and supervise a little better so the little girl doesn't have the opportunity to stick the needle in half the class.

Teacher arrested in Wal-Mart for drugs, theft

Story: High school teacher arrested in Wal-Mart on drug, theft charges

After Wal-Mart caught her stealing a Tim McGraw CD, some highlighters, and a pair of sunglasses, the real problem arose when she was also found with cocaine and drug paraphernalia on her. All she wanted to do was get wired on some coke, put on her shades (because the lights are freaking her out) and grade some papers while jamming out to Tim McGraw. Isn't this what all teachers do in their spare time?

Boy gets apple pie box crammed in butt on bus

Story: Students arrested in Sebastian River Middle School bus incident

These boys have the scene from American Pie all wrong. Having sex feels like doing a warm apple pie. It's not like having a pie box shoved in your butt by your teammates. But after reading this story, I would rather take a pie box any day over a broom stick. What is the obsession of teenage boys with putting items in their friends butts?

School Bans Boy From Wearing Makeup

Story: School Bans Boy From Wearing Makeup

Since the principal decided that wearing make-up was stereotypically a female thing to do, they deemed it a distraction and inappropriate for this boy to try some on. Schools are without a doubt the source for how young boys and girls are supposed to behave according to gender laws. It is rumored that they also suspend girls for talking about football, since that is supposed to be a guy conversation.

Principal Accused of Pulling Girl's Hair

Story: Principal Accused of Pulling Girl's Hair

Generally the best way to get an 11-year old girl to change her hairstyle that you don't agree with is by yanking at it until your point has been made. Can't she just leave all the hair-pulling to the 11-year old boys that sit behind her in class? Does the principal also flick the back of students ears if she doesn't like their earrings?

Fifth-grader suspended for anti-Obama shirt

Story: Fifth-grader suspended for wearing anti-Obama shirt

After seeing him splash around in the ocean, aren't we all anti Obama wearing a shirt? But the administrators feel, that since the boy is not of legal age to vote, then they should decide his opinions for him. Just another example of our First Amendment hard at work.

Elementary Teacher Accused Of Sex With Teen

Story: Largo Schoolteacher Accused Of Having Sex With Teen

It was less than a day ago when we thought Florida teachers finally got the hint about having sex with minors. Now we learn this lady has been hooking up with a boy half her age for quite some time. To top it off, there is another teacher in the Sunshine State in some trouble right now because he has a habit of telling girls what color underwear they are wearing. Either the heat is starting to get to them or underage students are really, really attractive in Florida.

Students Charged With Assaulting Two Teachers

Story: Two Teachers Assaulted at Howard Middle School

Kids fighting kids. Kids fighting teachers. Siblings fighting more teachers. It was a donnybrook at school today in Tennessee. When they finally broke everything up and got to the bottom of the pile, the play was reviewed and it wasn't even a fumble. Class resumed on schedule in the waiting area of the hospital.

Boy accused of urinating in teacher's cup

Story: Castle Rock boy accused of urinating in teacher's cup

Don't most adults know by now not to leave their drinks exposed around people they can't trust? It's too bad the school doesn't have restrooms easily accessible otherwise he would have been able to properly go to the bathroom instead. Luckily, the teacher did not drink it. In addition, the teacher was fortunate that the boy did not offer a Baby Ruth bar instead.

Boy, 5, abandonded by bus in New York

Story: Boy, 5, dumped by school bus driver in NYC streets

The boy actually lives across the street from the school, and didn't belong on the bus in the first place. So since the driver didn't recognize him anyway, he figured a 5-year old would do just fine for himself being dropped off at the last stop a couple miles from the school. After a day of site-seeing including the Statue of Liberty, the Brooklyn Bridge, and Yankee Stadium, the boy decided enough was enough and walked back home.

Teacher accused of hitting, pushing student

Story: Tarpon Springs High teacher accused of hitting student

Florida teachers are taking a breather from having sex with students, but they still can't find restraint form hitting them. High school kids seem to get into fights all the time, so apparently that justifies an excuse for a 44-year old man to bruise up a 10th grader. Had he not been arrested for a third degree felony of child abuse, he was minutes away from challenging the boy to a cage match.

Parents Arrested For Students Skipping School

Story: Parents Arrested For Students Missing School

For the first time in maybe a decade, schools are submitting to the fact that parents have an integral part in raising their children. So much so that they are arresting anyone whose student has more than ten unexcused absences. Filed as "educational neglect," principals are hoping that Johnny Law can help them on their quest to curb skipping school. In a related note, the school also pitched the idea of a $250 fine for every time a student does not complete their homework.

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School bans girls condom display project

Story: School bans contraceptive display

The principal felt that a display using condoms might be offensive to some, and he feared that "the actual packages could fall into the wrong hands." God forbid kids in Texas start having safe sex. This might actually help prevent young girls from throwing their babies away. I want to say that high school is probably a good time to at least consider sex education.

Employee charged in beer for nude teen pics trade

Story: Ex-high school staffer pleads to lesser charge in beer-for-nude-pixs case

What's troubling here, is that I didn't know teens were so desperate for beer, that they are willing to take pictures of their genitals for a 50-year old man. Not one of them had a fake ID? Even though the adult is at fault, I believe this classifies the boys as prostitutes. Next thing you know they will be pawning off their moms jewelry for meth money. Just look what this teacher started.

Black worms discovered in school drinking fountain

Story: Black worms discovered in school drinking fountain

This is the stuff nightmares are made of! Imagine going for a drink and worms started coming out of the fountain and crawling into your mouth. The school is allegedly gearing up for the spookiest Halloween season ever. They also have plans to serve monkey brains at lunch and hang elephant fetuses in the lockers.

Parents must join students at football games

Just getting together for some pre-game snacks!

Story: Parents required to join students at game

This is every high school students dream come true. Prior to this, many teens felt awkward and embarrassed to invite their parents to a Friday night game. Now, because of this new policy, families can come together and root, root, root for their hometeam. I am sure mom and dads will enthusiastically welcome the opportunity to be inconvenienced every weekend. It is also rumored that local teens are also lobbying for a new rule that requires them to have an adult chaperon every time they go to the mall and movies as well.

Teacher Arrested After Terror Plans Found

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