
Story: School locked down after 'ninja' sighted in woods
Something tells me that even during a lockdown, that a ninja would somehow be able to breach security. Which only further reminds us that ninjas are in no way a threat to school students.
School locked down after 'ninja' sighted
Smells Like: New Jersey, panic, safety, weird
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I for one am glad the school over-reacted. Imagine reading this headline: "School attacked by ninja!"
I agree, its good that they reacted, no one wants that headline!
Is there some rogue American-offshoot ninja camp who instead of espousing values of self control and righteousness are teaching, unsuccessfully, how to sneak up on elementary schools? And from the story, apparently tardiness is acceptible, or at least not punished.
Ninjas today, what tomorrow? ...Minotaurs?
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