9-year-old suspended for stabbing classmate with scissors

"Scissors wins bitch!"

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9-year-old suspended for stabbing classmate with scissors

Haven't teachers packed up for the summer yet? This is like leaving a sharpened toothbrush in the courtyard at San Quinton. The sad thing is, I am sure there are already hundreds of parents rallying to have scissors placed on the "ban" list for next school year. The good news?! A justified excuse to cut Art from the budget!

2 Comments:

scissor_hands said...

Ease off on the young lad. He was just expressing himself through scissor blades.

Anonymous said...

"A separate incident at the same school involving a pencil sharpener is also under investigation"

Talk about a bunch of crafty kids. Though it was mentioned as satire (I believe), maybe these pupils are learning some tricks form watching prison shows on tv.